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nascars08girl asked:


cmon yall, i wanna hear the best or funniest pick up lines youv ever heard/used.

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stxbomber21 asked:


Do any people have really great pick-up lines???
I know pick-up lines are cheezy and stuff like that, but sometimes they are funny to read.I never got the I have the F, the C, and the K now all i need is U. but thanks for the input

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Dr.Pepper asked:


can you give me your best or funniest pick-up lines to use on girls? please make them good

Anthony T asked:


I just want to hear some funny pick up lines!!

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cherylangelclb asked:


what is the best pick up line you’ve ever heard (that has worked)?

Brittney B asked:


Well, I am nineteen years old, going on twenty in April. I know I am still young, but please just hear me out.

I think I am a good person, and someone who is worth dating. I love to be in relationships. I am also not one to put out quickly and like to take things slow in a relationship. I am close with my family, so It is a huge plus if a guy gets a long great with my family and loves theirs as well. Most guys just want a girl they can hookup with, and that really bothers me.

Lately, or I should say always..things just never work out for me. Maybe it is that I haven’t met the right guys, or the right guys have not met me. I just do not know anymore. I have had a few boyfriends in the past..but none of them last more than three/four months. The ones that were so sweet, I let go. I wish i could go back and time and fix that..but then i think that everything happened for a reason. I love to be in long – lasting realtionships..and it seems that once i think the person is amazing, they really aren’t. My last boyfriend started being different towards me because i was on a new birth control pill for regulated periods..and it screwed around with my emotions so bad that I didn’t even know who I was anymore. I tried explaining to him what was wrong..but he just said he couldn’t take it anymore. All the tings he told me and said to me all seemed to be lies, and he wondered why I never believed him! I switched off that pill as soon as that happened, and now i am fine.

Two guys made plans with me to hang out two days in a row. One guy, didnt return my texts or calls..and the other just hasn’t returned my call since i last talked to him three days ago. I know they might be busy..but I would at least like to know if the plans are still on. I don’t want to be a sap and wait around all day. I really liked one of them too. Was it something I might have said? Maybe I just need to move on from it? I just don’t know.

I also have a hard time meeting guys in public, since i am only nineteen and cannot get into a bar or a good meeting spot to find guys. I find it easier to talk to guys online, find a lot about them..then hang out. I do think that the web is a little unsafe, and I don’t like to tell people, “oh, we met online.” If I do go for meeting online, I try to make sure that they are at least in the area.

I see my friends with boyfriends, so happy, and it seems so weird to me, because these are people that can get a guy so easily. It also hurts me that they are with them every single day and don’t give me the time of day anymore. I don’t really like the single life and love to have someone there for me and what not. It just seems that everything I do , it just never works out. PLEASE HELP!

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Mekdi asked:


Hello there,
First I would like to thank you for taking the time to answer my question. Here is what is worrying me:

My husband and I just started trying to get pregnant. Before that I was on birth control, the pills. I stopped about a month ago. I calculated an ovulation date online and used those dates to have sex so I can concieve. My last period was on October 4th. So it’s 7 days late now (I usually have a normal cycle). However, I took a pregnancy test, the one that you can test from the day your period is due to whenever; I tested yesterday and it’s negative.
We are so eager to have a baby, but what does this mean when I don’t get my period but still not pregnant? What am I doing wrong? Is it normal to skip a period when stopping the pills? Oh and I had some spotting right when I stopped taking the pills; right AFTER I saw my last period which is a few weeks ago. Is that normal?
I’m sorry this is too long but I can really use your help.

Thank you so much.

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Mike asked:


Alright I have this girl who I like a ton. We’re both in college and have known each other for over a year and a half now. I need your advice on what you thinks going on here and what I should do. Here’s the background. We started talking online about a year and a half ago. We’d talk about every other day. She is a very outgoing and friendly person & very easy to get along with. We hung out a couple times just me and her. After about ½ yr I asked her to go out with me. She was sort of shocked, and asked for time to think about it. Later on I was stupid and basically pushed her for an answer to the point she got upset and we stopped talking. (my fault 100%). About a month later we started talking again and things got back on track and continued to improve. Fast forward to about a couple months ago. We would talk on a daily basis online almost and occasionally I would call her and talk. We would do stuff occasionally. Grab lunch etc. I was also helping her big time with her school work which I offered to do. She really appreciated the help. We at this point probably get together once every other week. But now it’s summer break and she lives a decent distance away but we already have plans to hang out a few times this summer.
About a month ago I asked her on a date online and she said in a nice way that she doesn’t want to date me. Later on I asked her if I was the type of guy she would go out with or if I just wasn’t which would be ok. She said she couldn’t say if I am or are not since she doesn’t know what she’s looking for right now. We both are fine with talking about dating stuff with each other, she really doesn’t get nervous or upset at the subject. I outright told her online how much I like her and I can tell she likes my compliments when I give them. I attempted to kiss her a couple weeks ago but missed (bad aim apparently). She just kinda backed off a little to stay out of range. I then told her that I really want to go out on date with her (in a non begging way) and she asked when, and then said ok and that she just wants to take it slow. I being a genius later told her I’m not going to hold her to that since I caught her off guard. Things are great between us now its just I want to go out with her.
From what Ive figured out it seems formally asking her on a date really doesn’t work. It seems that she is much more likely to go with it if I just aggressively make a move and kind of put her on the spot. Problem is I’m the nice type of guy that doesn’t want to put her in that position but figure it’s that or nothing. This girl is the most amazing girl I could imagine meeting and I want to treat her great. She has gone out with a couple guys but none since over a year ago when she had a guy that treated her bad. From what ive gathered I would be treating her MUCH better than her previous bfs who treated her nothing more than just average if that. She’s kind of self conscious too.
I figure I should take a more aggressive approach from now on, we’ve talked about dating and how I feel about her online, but I’m more of a quiet person and have trouble saying the same stuff when we’re together. So I plan to start making more physical contact and at some point hold her hand and see how she reacts. I plan on next time we’re together in a quiet place to really tell her how I feel face to face and then maybe go in for a kiss. Do you think this is a good idea? I appreciate you reading this whole thing I just wanted to provide the background which is important.

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Mommy of 5 asked:


According to MY calendar I believe I can only have been pregnant for barely four weeks. I took a test on father’s day, two days late for period, and found out I am pregnant. According to most online due date calculators I am five weeks. My question: I have been having a lot of “gas-like” pains in belly. Nothing sharp enough to make me double over, but sharper than I remember my other ones being (from my previous pregnancies). Yesterday my friend and I worked out (if you could really call it that we walked on tread mill at a speed of 2 for 40 minutes) and afterward I had a very small maroonish blood spot on my pad (about the size of a toothpick) – sorry if tmi – I went to the ER last night and they did an ultrasound and bloodwork. They said they saw two fluid filled sacks in there but they really could not say either way if it was a miscarriage or just early pregnancy. My HCG was 6000 and they are sending me to my ob on Friday for another blood test.
Has anyone had a similar experience and had everything turn out ok? I know it is so early in the pregnancy, so maybe this is normal – it has been seven years since my last pregnancy and I did not find out this early – so it is hard to know what to make of these symptoms. Thanks to all for any advice or sharing!

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annie asked:


I dated this guy for a year and a half and he was in the Army. He broke up with me a few months before he went to Iraq. I was madly in love with him, and I thought we’d be together when he got back. Well he got back in May and we did not get back together. I am ok with that as I am dating someone. I talked to him online the other night, and mentioned that my bf and I are in a rough spot and it’s all confusing. He said that his gf and him are doing really well and everything is great (seemed like he was trying to rub it in). Then proceeded to give me dating advice. It irritated me so I got offline. I would rather not talk to him at all. At this point, I don’t feel the need to know him. Well he called today (well yesterday I guess) to wish me a Merry Christmas, and I didn’t have his new number (didn’t know he had one). I answered and he said Merry Christmas and I asked who he was. He said his name and my heart sank and I wanted to hang up.The tone in my voice got bland and he said “oh damn”. I talked for a second and got off the phone.

Here is my question: would it be a good idea for me to tell him that it would be best for him to lose my number? Or should I just leave thing’s the way they are?